Silly conversation

I got sunburnt....

B "哈哈哈 烧猪"
Me "我不是猪!!"
B "你属猪ma...so 你是烧猪lor"
Me "我不属猪啦, 我属美人鱼"
(ive no idea where or how i came up with that!)
B -_____-""
(i felt paiseh)
Me "so 我是咸鱼 lor"
LOL

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My skin is starting to itch n peel

B "worm....."
Me "huh?? Y not snake or prawn or lobster??"
B "worm will break out from their cacoon n turn into butterfly ma"
Me "OK!!! Im a worm!!! I wan to b butterfly! :D"